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You awaken in a well-used armchair. Your breaths are shallow. In quick succession. What do you do? [[Look around]] [[Get up]]

The room smells of sickness, the air hardly breathable. You see thick flakes of dust floating silently down around you. You sit beside a hospital bed, the covers neatly made but for a jagged tear down the bed's middle. You feel uneasy. [[Get up]]

You stand next to a hospital bed, it's cover torn down the middle in a jagged fashion. On the far side of the room is some kind of closet, just slightly ajar. Beside the closet in the room door, stained yellow with something you can't identify. As you pivot around to see what's behind you, your foot catches something just under the bed. Behind you is a window, whatever's on the other side seems brightly lit, but the glass is so fogged up you are unable to see through it. [[Investigate under bed]] [[Investigate closet]] [[Try to clear the window]] [[Open the door]]

The underside of the bed is caked in dust. Through the dust you can see streaks and skids, as if someone was thrashing around underneath. You discover what you had kicked earlier, a russian nesting doll. [[Inspect the doll]] [[Stand up ->Get up]]

The closet sits ajar. [[Pull it open -> Closet Int.]] [[Look closely -> Closet inv.]] [[Look around some more ->Get up]]

You try to wipe away the grime from the window, creating a streak through which you can see an abyss of white. Something resembling snow is piling up ouside, but touching the glass you can only feel an uncomfortable warmth. [[look closer]] [[back off->Get up]]

You reach for the handle, it feels wet as though it's been coated in vaseline. You're eventually able to get a good grip on it. You pull the yellow-stained door open. [[Step into the hallway]] [[Keep looking around ->Get up]]

You see a bulbous silhouette shift unnaturally on the other side. You begin to hear the sound of a radiator clicking and banging. You lean closer and closer to the class, all the while the radiator sound build to a creshendo before suddenly going silent as you pull away. Your clothes feel damp with sweat. [[Back away ->Get up]]

The doll looks recently painted, but the doll has been scratched along the crease of the opening, as well as along the doll's eye socket. [[Twist the doll open]] [[Stand up ->Get up]]

The inside of the doll reveals a strange note, it reads: ^ > < ^ > [[Stand up ->Get up]] [[Put your toes in ->The good succ]]

You step into the hall, the linolium tiling going through a sudden colour change. The air in here is strangely warm and noticably stuffy. The corridor is lined with doors and photos, you turn to see that the room you just left is numbered ''5''. You can see a photo directly across from you. To your right is a large double door that appears to be chained shut, to your left the hallway opens into a lobby. There are four other rooms in the corridor. [[Go left -> Lobby]] [[Go right -> Locked Door #1]] [[Inspect the photo ->Weird picture]] [[Inspect the other doors -> other doors]] [[Turn back ->Get up]]

You pull the closet open to find a frail figure trembling against the inner wall. The figure's stomach is concave, it's ribs visible beneath the skin. It quietly wimpers while is shakes. Hanging in the closet are a number of patient's gowns, among them hangs a clipboard. [[Stop investigating ->Get up]] [[Read the Clipboard ->Clipboard 1]]

Your breath catches in your throat, something feels off. The closet looks like it hasn't been used in years. There's something sticky coating almost every handhold. [[Open the closet -> Closet Int.]] [[Not yet ->Get up]]

The floors in this room are in desperate need of replacement. The lobby is lined with ripped up, deboweled chairs. There's a dark stain in the roof tiles, ever on the verge of dripping down. You hear a voice echo down the hall... ''"Do you want the suckies? Yeah you do"'' Do you want the suckies? [[yes plz-> I love me the suckies]] [[No thanks I hate it]]

The door's chained shut, behind it there appears to be a staircase leading downward and outside. You'll need something to open it. [[Go back ->Step into the hallway]]

Nothing here yet... [[Go back ->Step into the hallway]]

You can't quite make out what's been written in the patient's name section. Under "Presiding Surgeon" it reads ''Dr. Eun Sung''. There's a diagram that asks the patient to "rate their pain", The number eight has been circled repeatedly. Next to the diagram, also circled, is an uppercase letter ''D''. [[Look around some more ->Get up]]

The picture depicts an ape with a strangely human face, you feel unsettled. [[Go back ->Step into the hallway]]

Your toes get sucked succulently. You feel at peace and accept death. You have a heart attack from the all consuming ecstacy. You got... ''THE SUCKIES ENDING'' [[Start over ->Game Start]]

That is what you say to the disembodied voice as it makes your day and rocks your world. ''"Yes, now that my good energy crystals have been filled, I will ascend from toe Jesus, to toe God!"'' ''"Now, for your task, you must cross the desert in 40 years, just as the prophet Toeses once did!"'' //Oh Noeses, not Toeses!// ''YOU GOT THE TOE JESUS ENDING'' [[Start over ->Game Start]]

The disembodied voice begins to intensely suck your toesies. It feels so good. You can't take it anymore. All you can see, hear or feel is toe-suckingly good pleasure. [["Thank you, toe Jesus"]]

You continue to examine the lobby. There's a computer behind the front desk. Also behind the desk is a door labeled ''Basement''. [[Approach The Computer]] [[Examine the Desk]] [[Examine the Basement Door]]

You log into your steam account and take a look at what games you have. What would you like to play? [[Fortnite Battle Royale is litty titty fam]] [[Get out of my room mom I'm playing Minecraft!]] [[Kill urself]]

There's a key on the desk with a large letter B. What do you do? [[Take it and open the basement door]] [[Leave it be ->No thanks I hate it]]

The basement door is locked... [[Back ->No thanks I hate it]]

You play for hours, unlocking so many skins or whatever the fuck Fortnite gives its players to give them a false sense of progress. You're about to get your chicken dinner but suddenly a total n00b l33t sn1pes you from like 69 paces and your like, "bruh" Suddenly, Thanos teleports in and begins fisting you with the infinity gauntlet. You die almost instantaniously. You got the... ''INFINITY ENDING'' [[Start over ->Game Start]]

You log onto a hunger games server but die within five minutes, as you REEEEEEE towards the sky you feel the life slowly leave your body. You got the... ''NORMIES'' [[Start over ->Game Start]]

You manage to make a noose out of strips of cloth and hang yourself slowly but painfully, where are Tide Pods [tm] when you need them? You got the... ''DEPRESSION ENDING'' [[Start over ->Game Start]]

You pull the basement door open, revealing a dank, poorly lit staircase. [[Go down the stairs ->Basement Start]] [[Go back ->No thanks I hate it]]

The basement hall is filled with the sounds of the boiler a few doors down. There's another door at the end of the hall with a large ''J'' plastered over it in out of place black paint. The air in here is claustrophobic to say the least. [[Enter the boiler room ->Boiler Room]] [[Try the J door ->J door locked]] [[Turn back ->Examine the Desk]]

You enter the boiler room. At the room's center stands a pill shaped tank covered in valves, three valves in particular draw your attention. One is labeled ^, another > and the last one <. What do you do? [[Turn ^ -> 1st Correct]] [[Turn > -> 1st wrong]] [[Turn < -> 1st wrong]] [[Go back ->Basement Start]]

The door is locked, there is some kind of spillage emerging from underneath... [[Go back ->Basement Start]]

You twist the first valve and hear a ding. What do you do? [[Turn ^ ->2nd Wrong]] [[Turn > ->2nd right]] [[Turn < ->2nd Wrong]] [[Quit while you're ahead ->Basement Start]]

You twist the valve and the entire room suddenly bursts into flames, you die instantaneously. You got... ''THE DEAD ENDING'' [[Start over ->Game Start]]

You twist the second valve and hear a ding. What do you do? [[Turn ^ ->3rd Wrong]] [[Turn > ->3rd Wrong]] [[Turn < ->3rd Right]] [[Quit while you're ahead ->Basement Start]]

You twist the valve and the entire room suddenly bursts into flames, you die instantaneously. You got... ''THE DEAD ENDING'' [[Start over ->Game Start]]

You twist the third valve and hear a ding. What do you do? [[Turn ^ ->4th Right]] [[Turn > ->4th Wrong]] [[Turn < ->4th Wrong]] [[Quit while you're ahead ->Basement Start]]

You twist the fourth valve and hear a ding. What do you do? [[Turn ^ ->5th Wrong]] [[Turn > ->5th Right]] [[Turn < ->5th Wrong]] [[Quit while you're ahead ->Basement Start]]

You twist the valve and the entire room suddenly bursts into flames, you die instantaneously. You got... ''THE DEAD ENDING'' [[Start over ->Game Start]]

You hear a soft, music box like tune echo through the boiler room. Out in the hallway you hear the sound of something unlockig. [[Go to the J Door ->J room]]

You twist the valve and the entire room suddenly bursts into flames, you die instantaneously. You got... ''THE DEAD ENDING'' [[Start over ->Game Start]]

You enter the J room to find a pair of pliers lying before a bloodied figure. you remember that the outside door was chained shut. [[Examine the figure]] [[Take the pliers and open the outside door]]

The figure appears to be a custodial worker, covered in coagulated blood. The janitor's hands are massive, unnaturally so. The figure twitches as you look at it. [[Go unlock that door betch ->Take the pliers and open the outside door]]

You rush back upstairs with the pliers. Cutting the chains off you are met with a hot breeze that seems to suck the moisture from your mouth. As you walk out to the road you see in the distance a flag... //Super Canada// Suddenly, the Janitor leaps onto you from behind, pinning you to the ground with its massive hands and starving you for air. You are begin to lose conciousness when... [[End of Chapter 1 ->Home]]